1. Halloween shopping with my bruvver :) #masquerade

  2. Last night at OLOP…. Box of wine: $15, going on drunken walks around the neighborhood with your best friend: priceless.

  3. Me and this guy I work with keep parking next to each other and the juxtaposition just cracks me up. #bumpersticker #hilarity #liberal #notaliberal #guesswhichoneiam

  4. Jinkies… Big spider…..

  5. Boop boop be doop!

  6. So this dude is totally driving a steampunk flying car whose wings light up when he brakes…. I want to be his friend.

  7. Hehehehe #pumpkin #emoji #Halloween #jackolantern 😂😂

  8. hallucinists:

    i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it


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  9. cmbeckett said: Neil, I am curious how you found your way to the internet. Your responses to queries here always read as though you put far too much thought into them for this crazy, click-baity place. Do you think you lost your way on a sojourn to some idyllic place where people speak without ALL-CAPS and merely resigned yourself to this, or was it a conscious choice?


    I was here when all this was fields.

    I remember the first few bulletin boards springing up, down by the pond, then there was Compuserve and Genie, they were up and they were down, and then there was blogs on websites, and now it’s wall to wall internet as far as the eye can see…

  11. syfycity:

    His face says “That’s a bummer but it sounds about right”

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  13. How to complete Snake.


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  14. Snickers pie… Yep I’m about to gain like 10 pounds… I already gained 5 just from reading the recipe.

  15. Breakfast of champions #snickers